As someone with OCD, I can appreciate the benefits of a little anxiety—but depriving half the population of toilet paper at a time like this? It’s a bit much. So keep calm, keep clean, and keep away from other people. Buy only what you need, wash your hands with soap and water (no, it does not need to be antibacterial soap—the coronavirus is, as its name implies, a virus, not a bacteria), and carry on. We’re going to get through this, people. Well, you are. OCD, much like the coronavirus, does not currently have a cure, so I’ll be staying in Germaphobia for the foreseeable future. But hey, I appreciate the visit—thanks for not popping my bubble.